Sorry, I'm just cleaning up after having my mind Blown

A Growing Pile of Work from Siggi Eggertsson on Vimeo.

One of the most creative displays of work I've ever seen. Siggi Eggertsson is a designer who single handedly revolutionized pixel-art by asking the question, "What if I make some of these squares kinda rounded and shit?"

See more of his work on his official site here.

Vintage Nerds '92

Back in '92 comics were the shit. That was the year that a bunch of the best artists from Marvel split off to start their own company, Image. If you were into comics at that time, this was like watching the birth of baby Jesus.

Watch these nerds near-riot over a comic signing on Melrose by Jim Lee (one of the best ever).

Wild West MuthaF*cka!

News was so much better without the editing.


Vintage Hal Fishman. Do not fuck with Koreans.

I'm Back From The Future

Just like crack I'm back after a long break. Long story short; I was trapped in the future. Surviving in post-apocalyptic rubble. Grew a rugged stubble/beard. Barely made it back alive.

In the future (much like in the movies) everything has gone underground. So far underground that the only source of food is 90's underground hip-hop backpackers. Hunting is done pretty similarly to turkey hunting today but instead of turkey calls you have to beatbox a couple of bars and then see what you can rustle up.

I really recommend brushing up on your skillz while you still can. Being that Japan is the only country to already experience a nuclear apocalypse, they're already ahead of the curve and are teaching this style of hunting to their school kids.




I played this clip of the police academy guy to some people in the future and they looked at me like I was Marty McFly doing a guitar solo at senior prom.

Its Official: Our Prez is a BadAzzzzzz!!!!

Check out this new Obama action figure from those crazy japs at Gamu Toys. The website's all in Japanese so I have no idea how to order one of these things or how much they cost, but I want one. The figure comes with an assortment of gear: mic, flag, debate stool, and ties (just look at the pic below). Our new president is an official badass now.

In the Future We Will All Be Singing

Music and software have had a long and terrifying relationship, with kids now thinking that jamming colored buttons in Rockband or shitting preset loops together in GarageBand makes them a real musician.

Enter Microsoft's Songsmith:

From now on there's no need to buy music by established artists or even take the time to piece together trite musical snippets made by out of work producers, just cop this new program by Microsoft and sing like a goon into your laptop mic.

You can astound your boss and coworkers (check out the dude with the mustache at 3:15, absolutely flabbergasted) and impress the local "ethnics" at your hip neighborhood coffee lounge.

I Love To Bang

I am seriously addicted to Orange Bang.

For all of you who don't know Orange Bang is quite possibly the most perfect food/drink ever created. I just found out that they started selling it at the 7-11 on Santa Monica and Las Palmas, so now I don't have to seek out random taco/burger spots to get my "bang fix."

Now I'm on an epic quest to find all the flavors of Bang and other juices made by the masterminds behind my favorite drink. They are fuckin killing it with the flavors; watermelon, peach, grape, mango, cranberry, and the elusive Strawberry Bang.

Either I scour every Mexican/Salvadorian/Thai/Armenian burger stand in the city or I save up for this thing.



If I can't afford the Bang fountain then maybe I'll settle for this Bang inspired hoodie from The Hundreds.

"I Told Barry to Rock Barack"

One of my favorite all-time TV show hosts, Huell Howser, has uncovered some stories from our new president's sordid and heady college days at Occidental College in Eagle Rock. Check out the neon stunner shades and his penchance for Op shorts.

For All Y'all Still Livin' At Home

If you're a grown ass man still livin' at home (like me) then I know you feel this video by Shad. The free rent is fukin tits but everything else sucks ass.

Click the pic for the video, then go out and get a job like a real adult.

Shad - The Old Prince Still Lives at Home

New For '09: Fuck Fixed Gears

Fixed Gears are officially over.



Thanks to Dom for keeping me posted.

Goodbye 2008

2008, its been fun. We had some good times, but there were some bad times too.

Here are some things that I'll be happy never to hear from again:

Shitty trance music with sax solos (Who the fuck knew that they were still making trance and crossbreeding it with other strains of horrible music? I guess guidos will always need something to pump their fists to.)




Hard times




Prez Election 2008, Sarah Palin, "Real" American Values




Gay Dog Movies (Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Bolt, Marley and Me, Snow Buddies, etc.) No offense to LGBT's, just watch the clip and you'll see what I mean.

Fool's Gold

Remember how everyone made Mr. T out to be some kind of fool for wasting his money on massive gold dookie chains and rings, and they praised rappers like Jay-Z for investing in real estate, music labels, and personal branding?

Well now that the economy has gone to shit, it seems like Mr. T had it right. Leading analysts are all talking about how gold is the new hot shit, while the real estate market and entertainment related revenues are all down with no recovery in sight. Now Jay-Z and his ex-partner Dame Dash are in serious financial trouble.

Meet President Obama's newest financial advisors.


I also just heard that mohawks and high-top fades can cure autism!

Let Mr. Rogers Put You Up on Game

Mr. Rogers unlocks his video vault and explains how hos are made.

via Funny or Die

I Fuckin Knew It

2PAC IS ALIVE!!!!!!

They have officially ruined music

What the fuck is wrong with people who produce/enjoy musicals? It's like they want to ruin everything that other people enjoy, but they couldn't decide what they wanted to start with, so they came up with the genius idea of fucking with music and movies at the same time.

Much like the Canadian tuxedo I don't think I'll ever "get it."




(I think the last guy with the child-predator glasses is the president of Canada or something. When you do a search for "canadian tuxedo" his pic is like every-other result)

Just when I thought I could avoid musicals altogether by staying away from high schools, teenage girls, and gay men, I see this shit (which could be either the best or worst thing I've ever seen).



Apparently Sticky Fingaz is a fan of musicals (who knew?) and the executives at Lions Gate Films make it common practice to finance and release movies without ever reading the script or even liking/watching movies. I refuse to believe that someone got paid to willingly approve this masterpiece of shit.

I'll never forgive the "musical community" for making this shit-storm of a movie or almost ruining Jason Bateman's career in "Teen Wolf Too."


This clip is what people picture in their heads when they talked about how much they hated the 80s.

Saturday Mornings

Remember when Saturday morning cartoons weren't a bunch of bullshit hand-drawn by North Korean children onto a series of tattered bricks in a prison camp?


(laugh now but according to experts like Peter Schiff we are seriously like 2 years away from this once the bailouts fail)

Now that we're all depressed, take a look at the top ten intros from the golden age of cartoons.

Falling down

Sometimes you just want to see some people eat shit (not literally though).

And what is it about fat people falling down? Not only is it more hilarious by the pound, but it seems like if you're overweight you can't not fall down when someone puts a camera on you.

Fatty falls


Fatty takes a tumble


Fatty fall Hall of Fame


Fat People Falling Megamix


The White Man Falling Down

Finally someone who shares my rage about not being able to get a goddamn Egg McMuffin (or the even more delicious Sausage Biscuit) whenever I fucking feel like it.

You Dirty Ratatat

Here's another Ratatat video for their song "Flynn." Super fucking trippy visuals, I have no idea how they did it but I know I like it. The flaming bongo is the hottest shit I've ever seen.

new heat

Well, its actually not that new at all but I've been listening to a lot a Ratatat recently and I'd figured that I post a song in case everyone is tired of hearing "day & nite" remixes.

I think of this video as an homage to one of the greatest movies of all time, plus any bad guy who bleeds fucking glow-stick juice and sees everything in heat-vision is a certified badass.

street fighting

The streets can be a mean mother sometimes, stay safe out there.


via Bas "El Guapo" Rutten
via streetcarnage