Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Fool's Gold
Remember how everyone made Mr. T out to be some kind of fool for wasting his money on massive gold dookie chains and rings, and they praised rappers like Jay-Z for investing in real estate, music labels, and personal branding?
Well now that the economy has gone to shit, it seems like Mr. T had it right. Leading analysts are all talking about how gold is the new hot shit, while the real estate market and entertainment related revenues are all down with no recovery in sight. Now Jay-Z and his ex-partner Dame Dash are in serious financial trouble.
Meet President Obama's newest financial advisors.
I also just heard that mohawks and high-top fades can cure autism!
Labels:
Barack Obama,
Big Daddy Kane,
Dame Dash,
Dookie Chains,
Economic Depression,
Gold,
Jay-Z,
Mr. T,
Slick Rick
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