Just like crack I'm back after a long break. Long story short; I was trapped in the future. Surviving in post-apocalyptic rubble. Grew a rugged stubble/beard. Barely made it back alive.
In the future (much like in the movies) everything has gone underground. So far underground that the only source of food is 90's underground hip-hop backpackers. Hunting is done pretty similarly to turkey hunting today but instead of turkey calls you have to beatbox a couple of bars and then see what you can rustle up.
I really recommend brushing up on your skillz while you still can. Being that Japan is the only country to already experience a nuclear apocalypse, they're already ahead of the curve and are teaching this style of hunting to their school kids.
I played this clip of the police academy guy to some people in the future and they looked at me like I was Marty McFly doing a guitar solo at senior prom.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment